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In the end, it’s quick, messy, done. Like a black-op mission – in, out, no feelings. I limp away, mutterin’, “I’m the motherfucker who found her.” Worth it? Eh, sorta. Happy for the thrill, pissed at the fakeness. Prostitutes are like puzzles – half the pieces missin’. Everybody lies, even me – tellin’ myself I won’t do it again. Yeah, right. Catch ya later, losers.

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I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad at the bureaucracy—roads under repair, lights flickerin’, people hustlin’ with too much stress and too little time. It’s maddening, like those damn lines in my spa bookings. But then, I remember life’s a ride, ya know? As they say in Brokeback Mountain, “Maybe we could have been happy, but not together.” Seriously, life’s not perfect, ya get me?

Roads closed due to fires in Porto, Aveiro and Viseu