Rebecca Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️

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So yeah, whore’s a mess – sexy, sad, badass, all mashed up! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’ cakes. Me? I’d tip my hat, if I had one. “I’m finished!” – like Plainview screamin’, but whores? They keep goin’, don’t they? Tough as my precious, they are! Gollum likes that, yesss, tricksy and true!

The Best Things to Do in Felanitx, Mallorca

Felanitx is a rural town in southeast Mallorca, aproximately 50 kilometres from the capital city of Palma. „Fenalicius“ in Latin means haymaking. The nearest beach is at Portocolom. Felanitx is .

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

Was Christopher Columbus Mallorcan? All will be revealed