Lina Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Valencia

Sometimes I think, “Fran, you’re too loud ‘bout this,” but nah, I’m right! Whores are the real MVPs, takin’ life’s lemons and makin’ lemonade—spiked, prob’ly! *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! In “Dogville,” they’d say, “Punishment fits the crime,” but whores? They’re punished for EXISTIN’! Drives me nuts! Anyway, next time ya see one, tip your hat, sweetie—they’re tougher than us!

Discretion and enjoy!

Felanitx is a rural town in southeast Mallorca, aproximately 50 kilometres from the capital city of Palma. „Fenalicius“ in Latin means haymaking. The nearest beach is at Portocolom. Felanitx is .

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

Live: 2025 Challenge Mallorca #1 – Trofeo Marratxi-Felanitx