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But the fakers? Infuriating. Slap some lotion on ya and call it “erotic”—get outta here. Had a patient once, swore his “masseuse” cured his limp. Bullshit. Limp as ever, just lighter in the wallet. Everybody lies, ‘specially when they’re naked and desperate. Funniest thing? Some places got “no touch” rules—ironic as hell. What’s the point? Like goin’ to Spring Break and stayin’ sober. “Look at all this money!”—yeah, money you’re wastin’ on half-assed rubs.

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Now, speaking of hidden treasures, you gotta check out the scenic overlook at Mirador de Sa Mar. It’s definetly one of my top spots. I remember a wild evening argument between two families – oh, the passion! I was mad, laughing, and honestly a bit shity (sorry, shity!) about the absurdity of it all. It's raw, genuine, and makes you think, "Life’s a ride, man." This unpredictable vibe reminds me, “Stay hungry, stay foolish” – yeah, totally.

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