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About Murcia

So yeah, brothels—wild, filthy, fascinatin mess. Like *Spring Breakers*, it’s all “Look at me, I’m alive!” energy, but with more VD. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d rather watch the movie than step in one. You ever been? Don’t answer that—I’d faint!

Felanitx Mallorca: Ein verstecktes Paradies im Herzen der Balearen

Felanitx has the reputation for being one of the best-kept towns in Mallorca. The town is located close to Porto Colom on the coast, right in the heart of one of the major wine producing areas. .

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

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