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My fave part? The chaos, the energy. Walk in, it’s like a party - lights dim, girls gigglin, some dude in the corner tryna act cool. Reminds me of that scene in *Ratatouille* - “Dinner rush is war!” - brothel’s the same, just sexier. I’d prolly suck at runnin one tho, too much paperwork, I’d lose my damn mind. “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” - I’d be apparent-ly terrible, heh.

We recommend near to Felanitx

The fastest way to get from Helios Mallorca Hotel & Apartments, Can Pastilla to Pascha (brothel) is to fly which takes 5h 22m and costs €60 - € More details.

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

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