Emily Felanitx Brothel ❤️

About Valencia

Sarcasm? Oh, proper classy establishments, these! Rolls-Royce of rooting, mate. Exaggerate? Once saw a geezer leave with his trousers round his ankles—prat! Little quirks? I’d probly nick the ashtray, cos why not? Keeps it real, dunnit?

Mercadillo de Felanitx

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

Paul Magnier makes perfect start to pro career at Trofeo Ses Salines-Felanitx