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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah! It’s old as fuck, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, 2700 BC, usin’ it to fix your chi or some shit. I’m like, “Motherfucker, that’s dope!” Hands slidin’, fixin’ your energy—ain’t that a trip? But here’s the kicker—some parlors, they shady as hell. Got me pissed, yo! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all happy endings—nah, son, real sexual-massage is legit, therapeutic as fuck. Don’t fuck it up with that sleazy bullshit!

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Oh, and btw, I’ve gotta mention some lesser-known secrets. In the back alley of Vista Hermosa, there's a graffiti mural that changes colors with the sun. Really, seriously, it's not on any tourist list so keep it hush! And let me be honest – sometimes the city makes me mad! Like when the old tram in El Rastro keeps rattling at 5am, spoilin' my sleep. Dude, it’s enough to make ya wanna smash your keyboard, no kidding!

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