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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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I live here, developin’ dating sites and all that jazz. It’s ironic, like a rom-com horror mashup. Ever been near the old cathedral in Plaza Santa Cruz? Man, that spot’s got history. It’s like the city’s heartbeat. I remember scramblin’ through narrow side streets behind the cathedral, meetin’ all sorts of quirky folks. Oh, and don’t miss Calle El Candil – it’s a hidden gem, loads of cute cafes where you can sip a latte and gossip non-stop. (Not that I gossip, hehe!)

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