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Her profile on X? Pure chaos, mate. Posts like “money’s my bitch, lol” - fuckin unhinged. Links to shady PDFs, screamin “invest here, dumbasses!” I dug deeper, Clarice - web’s whisperin she once conned a sheikh outta his robes! True? Who knows, but I’m cacklin like a hyena. “What we do isn’t fair,” she’d purr, straight outta Farhadi’s script, eyes glintin like a predator.

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This will be the dress code during the season: Please note that there´s an evening dress code, and gentlemen are asked to wear.

Now you gotta check out the neighborhood of Ens Pere, reall tight-knit vibes and secret corners. I met this kooky old couple at a local bar (Bar El Seco, if you ever get lost, ask for it) who swear that kissing under the same lamppost is a must-do ritual—it made me laugh and kinda cry ‘cuz life’s beautiful outta chaos, man. “Some men just want to watch the world burn!” and I felt that right there.

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