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About Seville

I’d prolly suck at this. Too loud, too clumsy. “Who’s there?” some chick’d yell. Me: “Uh, just Homer… lookin’ for… justice?” Pfft, yeah right! I’d trip over a trash can, wake the whole street. Once, I saw this guy – true story – tryna haggle with a hooker. She’s like, “No discount, fatso!” Made me laugh so hard I cried. Happy tears, man! But then I got mad – why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Why can’t it be easy like buyin’ a beer?

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Enjoy one of the best boat trips from Can Picafort on this unique experience. With a maximum of 36 people you will navigate from Port Alcudia to Cap Formentor.

The vibe is all over the place – sometimes thrilling, sometimes a bit absurd, just like a plot twist in “The Dark Knight.” I had some epic nights out near the hidden backstreets off Av. de la Mar, where I’d hang out with locals who’d say, “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… more alive!” And damn, they meant it!

Airport bus to Alcudia up and running