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About Malaga

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a stove-maker, sure, but I got opinons on brothels too! Judge Judy’s in the house—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” So, brothels, huh? Shady joints, fulla secrets. Reminds me of *Children of Men*—that gritty, messed-up world where hope’s hangin’ by a thread. “You’re a fascist pig!”—kinda vibe I get from some sleazy brothel owners, ya know?

Can Picafort in Mallorca

There are 8 ways to get from Port de Pollença to Pascha (brothel) by bus, plane, ferry, train, car ferry, or car. Select an option below to see step-by-step.

I used to hang by Parc de la Mar, just sitting near the water splashing by, letting my thoughts run wild—like that one time I was explicatin’ the art of intimacy to a couple while the seagulls were screamin’ “Let’s rock!” I mean, who wouldn’t get mad at seagulls sometimes? They’re just too damn noisy.

Mallorca’s transformation into a tourist hotspot – in pictures