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Hey, so – escort, man! I’m a bailiff, y’know, mining vibes, but escort? Wild shit. Draggin’ ore carts, escortin’ em through dust – zen pause – it’s gritty. Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that hazy chaos. Like Doc Sportello escortin’ truth through LA’s smog. “Sorta like walkin’ through someone’s bad trip,” right? Escort’s my jam – keeps the crew tight. Once saw a guy, drunk, try escortin’ a mule instead. Fell flat – hilarious! Made me laugh ‘til I choked.

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Umm, there's this park, Parc de la Fonte, where the water fountain splash splash tickles like a giggle monster. I sometimes sit there, thinkin' “Stories we tell, ya know, babe, stories we tell,” and imagine life as one big movie scene. Completely bonkers, no?

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