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About Malaga

Oi mate, so I’m a Resnik, yeah? Stumblin’ round, thinkin’ bout — whore! Not *that* kinda whore, nah, calm down! I mean, like, the vibe, the mess, the chaos of it all! Picture me, Mr. Bean, all gangly, tripin’ over me own feet, mumblin’ — “whore, whore, what’s it about, eh?” — while I’m flailin’ me arms like a twit! Reminds me o’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? That flick’s me fave, dark and twisty — “Step into the shadows, little one,” like the Faun says, all creepy-like! Whore’s got that same eerie pull, innit?

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I stroll the Paseo de la Playa. The views there? Surreal, man! "This is a new world..." reminds me of The New World. Everything feels fresh, alive, wondrous. Wow!

Hundreds of Brits in Benidorm beaten up by knuckle duster-armed bouncers, say tourists