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About Palma

I got into it years back—friend told me bout this underground spot, hush-hush, real exclusive. Masseuse was this tiny lady, hands like magic wands, swear she coulda been a healer in another life. Little known fact: sexual-massage ain’t just bout the naughty bits—naw, it’s old as dirt, ancient tantra stuff, been round since them monks was tryna get holy AND freaky. Blew my mind! I was like, “You tellin me this been a THING forever?” Got me happy as a kid with candy, but then I got mad—why ain’t nobody talkin bout this more? Keepin it all secret like it’s some VIP club!

Couple Massage

Located in Alcudia, Mallorca Thai Massage is a renowned traditional Thai massage centre offering more than 25 different types of massage and body care.

Oh, and the park. Eh, not a big one, but Parc de Sa Riera is where I go when I need a minute. I once had the strangest massage session there – rain started, and my client screamed, “Oh my god, it's like the end of WALL-E!” and I nearly had a heart attack. Seriously, why does nature have to be so dramatic?! Some people enjoy jogging there, but I prefer slow strolls to clear my head when my fingers protest all day.

Public transport reconnects: no need to go through Palma