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Lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this joint once—shady spot, neon sign flickerin’—dude inside was a legend, they said he trained with monks or somethin’. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this kinda massage to “balance their chi”—fancy way of sayin’ it got ‘em goin’! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Man, this guy’s hands could crack a spy code!”—like in the movie, “You’re a locked safe!”—but instead of secrets, it’s knots he’s bustin’. I was HAPPY as hell, floatin’ outta there like I won the belt again.

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I got mad once when construction nearly ruined my spa’s vibe, ya know? They squashed a century-old wall near Carrer del Sol. Bitter, bitter memories! But I turned that anger into art. Turned the place into a zen haven. Even Bane would've sighed at that – “Whoever said fear is the only enemy? I say anger is more fun!” (nah, misquoted, but ya catch my drift).

The Brightening Air with Chris O’Dowd at the Old Vic – review