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Ever tried it? I did—undercover gig. Hands on me, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This legal?” Felt good, tho—happy as a pig in mud! Surprised me how quick I melted, like butter on a biscuit. “He moves with animal grace,” like that movie line—damn, it’s true! Them masseuses, they got tricks—fingers dancin’, pressure just right. But here’s the kicker: some joints charge $200 for a “happy endin’,” and I’m like, “For real, y’all?”

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I’ve had rides across town on these improv taxi rides too, zooming down Calle Caos, laughing at the absurdity of therapy conversations overheard through open windows—no kidding, every ride is a therapists’ goldmine of secrets. And for heaven’s sake, have you seen the graffiti near Plaza Perdida? Scribbles bout love, betrayal, existential dread, and a quote, “the more you know, the less you understand,” scribbled in wild spray paint. Srsly, it blows my mind every time.

Peter Verin, UVic's reluctant philosopher king, dies at 71