Claire Tui Whore ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

Matthew 15:2

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The barrio near Plaza da República? Crazy awesome. We got vibrant street art that pops against the old stone walls. I once had a donut break there – donut envy all ’round! Haha! The locals are a mix of laid-back and lively. I love it.

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