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Quirky bit—kept hummin’ “Moon River” durin’ mine. Dunno why, just did. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe—felt like a rockstar gettin’ pampered, though! Oh, and the oils—slippery as a wet eel, nearly fell off the table, prat that I am. Laughed my arse off—masseuse too, top gal. So, sexual-massage, mate—bit naughty, bit nice, all legit. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves”—cheers, Spike Jonze—let’s make it a good’un, eh? Go get rubbed!

Enjoy a massage and relax

Relax in the spa at the Hotel GHT Oasis Tossa & Spa! New spa for 16+ with whirlpool bath, Scottish shower, heated sunbeds, massages, sauna, foot bath.

Then, there’s Platja Gran, our main beach. Sun, sea, and salty vibes, dude! The water sparkles like circuit boards in the sun; trust me, it's as epic as a SpaceX launch. And oh, the smell of grilled kebabs near the promenade—lit AF. I often get too wrapped up in my pleasure coaching vibes when I'm there, letting my mind drift to wild, meme-worthy ideas.

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