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Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan when I stroll in. It’s not just a rubdown, nah, it’s a bleedin’ artform. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages to “ease the mind.” Bet they were randy as goats, tho, not foolin’ anyone. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—imagine Julius Caesar, legs up, moanin’ while some slave’s kneadin’ his arse. History’s wild, innit?

Arxiu Municipal

Stay at this 3-star spa hotel in Torroella de Montgrí. Enjoy free WiFi, an outdoor pool, and a full-service spa. Popular attractions Pals Beach and Medes Islands Marine Reserve are located .

I got some quirk facts too – ever heard about the ancient windmills? They’re off the beaten path in the eastern part of town. Locals say they hold secrets of old love affairs and passionate whispers. No joke – I once overheard a retired sailor musing about a forbidden liaison near one. I almost broke into a grin so wide, I started mumblin' “the truth will set you free” under my breath.

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