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She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

Teulada Costa Blanca: Tourist Guide: Best Things to See

Teulada (Valencian:; Spanish:) is a small coastal town on Spain's Costa Blanca, located 3 km north from Junction 63 of the A7 E toll motorway on the N coast road.

Your fave relaxation spots come from my tracks, u know? The waterfront along the Rio Sec, where the water gently hums at night. "Stay frosty!" I always yell, kinda channeling that explosive movie tension, but without the bomb. Rarrgh! Plus, the neighborhoods, like El Carme, got these hidden little cafes where the locals spill the tea about everything from spicy paella to the best chill tunes. And oh, some streets have quirky names – like Carrer del Ràtol – I kid ya not, it cracks me up every time I see it.

The queen stage of the Volta a la Comunitat Valenciana arrives in Teulada Moraira and the Vall d'Ebo: schedules