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Escorts in Teguise

I spent a few days on Lanzarote recently based in Costa Teguise. I couldn't find any adverts in the local papers for girls working in this.

I love Teguise ‘cause every street shouts personality, sometimes like a Judge Judy snark retort – short, savage, and spot on. It’s messy, it's quirky, and sometimes it drives me nuts (yeah, like when the wind kicks up dust and you miss your train and all that jazz). But that's life in PTeguise!

Teguise celebrates 200th anniversary of the last eruption on Lanzarote