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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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Tavernes-Blanques makes me happy with its simplicity. The people, the colors, the weather – sometimes too hot, sometimes too soggy, but all real. Life’s messy, just like a broken pencil sharpener on a sunny day. Rarrgh! And man, don't get me started on the craziest vibes of unexpected kindness. Every now and then, a stranger notices your frown and gives you a wink like, "Keep goin'!"—that’s what makes living here ultra special.

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