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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, “I drink and I know things.” So, let’s chat escort, yeah? Not the dodgy kind—nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car! Picture this: me, half-pissed on wine, stumblin’ round King’s Landing, dreamin’ of zoomin’ off in a beat-up Escort. Reminds me of WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot— “Put on your Sunday clothes!”—‘cept this ride’s no shiny spaceship, it’s a rusty beaut from the ‘70s.

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I must rave about the old church, Iglesia de San Juan Bautista, with its timeless aura scrambled by centuries of gossip and love stories. I was there, chillin', assessing family dynamics during my therapy sessions, catching snippets of whispered secrets echoing off its stone walls. Kind of spooky, like a scene from Zodiac, you feel me?

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