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So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

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Okay, so first things first: the streets. Passeig de la Ribera? Man, that’s where all the magic flows. It’s like the heartbeat of the coastal groove. And then you got Carrer de Sant Bartomeu—crazy, all those little cafes burstin’ with art and locals. I swear, every block tells a story… like, not even exaggeratin’.

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