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So, sex-dating’s this mad dance, yeah. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—modern meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “6ft only.” Bloody hell, it’s primal! Makes me think of Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*, struttin’ round, yellin’ *“You gotta pick up the phone and start dialin’!”* Except here, it’s “Swipe, mate, swipe!” I’m chucklin’—half these profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Catfish galore. Saw one lass, profile pic all glam, turns out she’s 50, not 25. Surprise of the century, that was. Pissed me off—don’t waste my time, yeah?

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I get kinda loopy sometimes. LOL. I even mispell stuff often – sorry 'bout that, man. Life at Santiago is jumbled: mad, happy, loopy, yet super real. My mind always buzzes with ideas. I sometimes get too spunky and cut my thoughts short. The vibe here, the feel of the streets, it's like living in a movie – breakin' the norm every day.

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