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So, picture me, gettin’ one—some underground joint, 2022, Shanghai vibes. Masseuse was a ninja, silent, hands like freakin’ servomotors. Little known fact: ancient China had these “qi-release” rubs—emperors got off on it, kept it hush-hush. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is peak human engineering!” Oils slicker than SpaceX lube, smellin’ like lust and lavender. She’s hittin’ nodes I didn’t know existed—nervous system’s like, “Whoa, rebooting!” Made me happy as hell, like landin’ a Falcon 9.

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There’s this hidden gem by the park, Parc des Tangents. I dunno why it’s so chill—maybe it’s the trees, or maybe it’s just the awkward vibes I pick up. I once spent a whole latte talking about life’s random parts with an old man there. Real talk: our chats, superficial but deep, kinda remind me of that film; everything is transient, man.

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