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Still, we hates it, precious! Slippery bastards chargin’ too much – 50 quid for what? Rubbish! “Light bends around us,” movie says – wish it’d bend me outta there! Tried it once, mate – total disaster. Bloke’s hands like sausages, stank of cheap lotion. Nearly puked, swore never again. You into it? Fair enough, but me? Nah, keep yer oily mitts off! Hella weird, hella gross – that’s erotic-massage for ya!

Massages and Tantra in Mallorca

Specialized in tantric massages, Simon offers a unique tantra massage. In this massage every cell of your body gets love & your chakra system opens.

I remember one day, walking near Parc Palmita, I got mad as heck – it was super noisy, too many tralls! But later, I came across a secret nook near the old lighthouse. It’s a little cove called “El Racó Màgic.” Trust me, it’s amazing. There’s life lessons in every rusty bench and creaky corner. “It is like a certified copy of life,” as in that movie, Certified Copy. Yeah, Abbas Kiarostami vibes all over, ya know?

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