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What shocked me? The cash flow—millions, baby! Underground parlors rakin’ it in, tax-free, while I’m over here plottin’ world domination for peanuts. One busted spot in NYC last year—$2 mil in a single raid! I’m like, “That’s my money, dammit!”—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” Shoulda invested in that instead of stupid moon bases. And get this—some places train girls for months, like a freakin’ massage academy, but with a naughty twist. Who knew?

So, do all the rooms come with sunset views?

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Ya know what? I even get mad sometimes at how the city hides its secrets. The government forgets the beauty of these old walls by the Portales Old Pier. They need to see that magic in every broken stone (nah, steel plates, bricks, whatever!). It's like a shot of adrenaline every time I walk past my spa or that quirky graffiti near El Murmullo.

St. Lucia gets its first gold medal, thanks to the world’s fastest woman.