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About Zaragoza

So, I’m Boris, right, bumbling through this – *alea iacta est*, dice is rolled, you sign up, snap a pic (usually me mop o’ hair lookin’ like a haystack), and boom, you’re in! Met this bird once, swore she was a model, turns out she was floggin’ foot pics – fair play, made me chuckle, but I was gutted, wanted a proper snog! Little factoid for ya – didja know sex-dating apps got this secret boom in the 90s? Pre-Tinder, folk used dodgy chatrooms, *sexting* via dial-up – slower than a tortoise on Valium!

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The vibe here is quirky. Heck, on windy days you might even see a stray balloon drifting past, reminding you of those movie moments: "I am programmed to care!" I swear, each object seems to tell a story, like it's all part of some massive Spielberg epic.

The seaside town in Spain loved by celebs where house prices hit record high