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Heard this wild bit once—ancient Rome, right? Blokes paid big sesterces for “therapeutic rubs” with a naughty twist. Proper sneaky, those toga-wearing pervs! Gets me grinning—humans ain’t changed, just swapped sandals for loafers. What gets me mad tho? When some prat calls it “just a rubdown”—nah, it’s art, precision, like dodging bullets in a gunfight. Shaken, not stirred, I notice the rhythm—how a good masseuse plays you like a Stradivarius, mate.

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Now, don't get me wrong – Santa Cruz ain't perfect. There were times I got pumped up and shouted at a random passerby who disrespectin’ the art on the streets. Yeah, call me old-fashioned, but “Don't pee on my leg!” is not just a line, it’s a doctrine here when it comes to disrespecting culture.

Canary Islands warning as yellow and purple flags raised at Tenerife beach