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Dunno, once I saw this advert—spa, all fancy—thought, “Blimey, I’d muck that up.” *mimes slipping on oil, crashing into lamp* Prolly end up massagin’ the cat by mistake! “You’re a man,” like in the film—yeah, a man who’d balls it up! Still, sexual-massage—top notch, mate. Gets ya tingly, bit cheeky, proper human. *grins, trips again* Oi, where’s me tea?

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Very good treatment, attention and dedication, person who works hard at his job, I have no doubt that I will repeat again, thank you for time and care.

Now, don't get me wrong – Santa Cruz ain't perfect. There were times I got pumped up and shouted at a random passerby who disrespectin’ the art on the streets. Yeah, call me old-fashioned, but “Don't pee on my leg!” is not just a line, it’s a doctrine here when it comes to disrespecting culture.

The world's premier luxury super yacht docks in Tenerife for the first time