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Hey pal, it’s Tina Fey here—snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a freakin’ trip! Like, I’m over here judgin’ these apps, swipin’ left on dudes who think shirtless pics scream “soulmate.” Ugh, gag me! It’s 2025, and I’m still seein’ profiles like, “I’m 6’2, love tacos, let’s bang.” Wow, original, Brad! I mean, sex-dating’s all about that instant vibe—hot, fast, no strings. Kinda like microwave popcorn but with more awkward texts after.

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