Rose Sant Gervasi Galvany Brothel ❤️

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Once heard this story – some dude in Nevada, at a legal brothel, spent his whole paycheck, like $5k, in one night! Dumbass! Left with nothin’ but a rash an’ a smile. Laughed my ass off, but also – what a moron! Surprised me how they got fancy ones now, too – like, with chandeliers an’ velvet. Still nasty, tho. “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – wait, that’s *Clerks*, but fits, ‘cause who’d wanna be there?

I often hang on Carrer de Mallorca. Man, so many cool little bars and restaurants there. I had one crazy night, meetin' one of my biz buddies. We cracked up about weird dating profiles, and I was like “D’oh, that’s so us!” It's pure fun, even if sometimes it pisses me off when peeps cancel last minute. But hey, life’s a rollercoaster, right?

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