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But ugh, da fakes! Dis one dude – ya, dude! – catfished me, thinkin’ I’m some lonely babushka. Sent pics of “her” in bikini, I’m all “ooh la la,” den boom, meetup’s a hairy guy wit bad cologne. Pissed me off! Wasted me night! “Where you gonna go?” I yell, like Llewyn screamin’ at da wind. Sex-dating’s a gamble, da?

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Crazy little fact: ancient well, Fuente de los Sueños, hidden behind an unassuming wall on Calle del Encanto, lies. Only locals know, they do. Mad I felt when oblivious tourists missed it. Naps and spontaneous chuckles, my profession gives. Inner calm, I seek, and share, like rocking guitar solos in Almost Famous.

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