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About Valencia

Oi mate, me as a radio operator, cracklin’ away, let’s talk erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this – sweaty hands, dodgy oils, some geezer tryna rub ya down like he’s polishin’ a bleedin’ trophy. I’m Ricky Gervais, so you know I’m gonna take the piss. Erotic-massage – what a load of bollocks, innit? Supposed to relax ya, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, hands off me arse, you muppet!” Got me cacklin’ like a hyena just picturin’ it.

Facilities

Step into a sensual realm in the Gomera Lounge's spa area! The team of therapists will spoil you with a comprehensive selection of different massages and spa.

Wander ya must to Calle del Relajo, where locals gather. Stumbled mic a hidden cafe there, I did—so smashin’ good vibes, man! Parked in Parque de la Serenidad many a time, I have. Quiet, yes. But life, like in Almost Famous, speeds up with chaos, ya know? "I love you, man," almost whispered to the wind, I did.

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