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About Zaragoza

So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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I often hit up a spot called La Tertulia—a tiny cafe full of misfits and dreamers. It sounds lame, but it's bloody brilliant. They serve the best coffee. And listen, if you're feeling low, check out the local library. Over at Biblioteca de la Luz, every dusty book speaks volumes. Even if you're a complete moron, you'll learn something!

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