Kayla San Lorenzo De El Escorial Brothel ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Love the grit, tho—makes me happy. Smoky rooms, cheap whiskey, dames with sass. Reminds me of Plainview’s hustle—*“I’m an oilman, ladies and gentlemen!”*—they’re hustlin’ too, just different game. Once heard this tale—dunno if it’s true—some brothel in Paris hid spies durin’ WWII. Nazis waltzin’ in, gettin’ played. That’s some next-level shit, gets my gears goin’.

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Each person involved as a model, escort, or service provider affirms their legal adulthood (at least 18 years old).

Imma be honest, buddy – there are days this town makes me happy, days it makes me mad, and days it just surprises me like unexpectid bliss. And hey, the weather’s sometimes unpredictable, like a bad computer bug – one minute it’s sunny, next it's rainin' in smoochy drizzle. Ain't that a kick?

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