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I reckon it’s ancient, like me staff – goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, no joke! They called it “anmo,” pressin flesh to fix ya soul. Proper magic, that! Gets me all tingly thinkin bout it – happy as a hobbit with second breakfast. But, oi, some dodgy parlors out there, makes me mad as a balrog! “You shall not pass!” I yell at em – sleazy gits givin it a bad name.

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We are professional male and female naturist Tantra and Erotic massage therapists and nude yoga trainers based in Playa del Ingles Maspalomas, Gran Canaria.

Yeah, sometimes the city makes me mad too—like when the sun hides behind those pissed-off cloud banks. I mean, “We are all just a vast ocean of sorrow and bliss”—that’s Melancholia, baby! It’s like, everyday I see a kaleidoscope of raw human feels. There's this one time in Parque de los Suspiros. Man, it rained like crazy—thank freakin' god!—and I was sittin’, soaking up every damn drop. Felt like life was reboots "End of the world" style. And idk why, but that makes me insane grateful.

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