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So, mate, sexual-massage – it’s a ride, yesss! Slippery, messy, fun – or risky, dependin’. Me split head’s spinnin’ – one half craves it, other’s hissin’, “No touchin’, precious!” What’s yer take, eh? “Far out, man,” Doc’d nod – and me, I’m just here, auctionin’ the madness! Ssss!

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We are professional male and female naturist Tantra and Erotic massage therapists and nude yoga trainers based in Playa del Ingles Maspalomas, Gran Canaria. Both massage and yoga .

And oh, the locals! They got that raw, unfiltered language, slang flyin’ like sparks. Trust, the authenticity hits harder than any beat drop. Sometimes I'll just rant, "Yo, this city’s a masterpiece, a dumpster fire, a paradise, a struggle—all at once!" Mixed feelings, right? Like "Oh, my God, how beautiful, how terrifying..." straight off Melancholia's script!

Four venues closed by San Bartolome council for unlicenced entertainment