Allison San Bartolome De Tirajana Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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13 Apr , – 14 Apr , The Factory, Av. Alfereces Provisionales, 31, San Bartolomé de Tirajana, Las Palmas, Spain.

I swear, every time I pass by the tiny river Barranco del Rey (yeah, there's a freakin' river, surprise!) I get this surge of energy and nostalgia. It's like the water's whispering, "You are the river, you are the storm," – but then, wham! Reality smacks you in the face with the truth: life's a load of unpredictability, and if you don't adapt, you're just another idiot sandwich!

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