Mia Salvatierra De Mino Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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Now, let me tell ya—El Parque de la Esperanza is a hidden gem, a sweaty little park perfect for those awkward first dates or when you need to escape yet another profile disaster. You got rivers nearby, like Río Mino—a noisy, gurgling beast that practically screams, “Adventure awaits, or at least a soggy boot!” I swear, sometimes it whispers lines from Tabu—“o mundo é esquisito, mas é lindo assim”—if you listen close enough, u know?

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