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About Las Palmas

Oh, and the oils—smell like success, don’t they? Bit of lavender, bit of somethin’ spicy—corporate aromatherapy, I call it! I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “David, you’re a visionary—takin’ self-care to the next level.” But here’s a laugh—bloke next door’s gettin’ one too, and he’s moanin’ like he’s auditionin’ for a porno. Mate, keep it down—I’m tryna channel Nuri Bilge Ceylan here, not Ron Jeremy!

Treatments

What better way to celebrate a group tour and birthday celebration than a sensual and erotic massage by our sexy masseuses in Spain.

I get mad sometimes too. The traffic near Carrer de Lepant? Insane! And the street noise, like a hog in a blender. Yet it gives the city its rough edge. It’s like a quote right outta Brokeback Mountain: “I reckon this land is a wild patch.”

Pope Francis declares Sagrada Familia basilica architect Antoni Gaudí ‘venerable’