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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I sneaks into a parlor, right? Smells like lavender and sin, lights dim, music all plinky-plonky. Lady says, “Relax, honey,” but me’s all bones, no meat—stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! She rubs me shoulders, and I’m hissing, “Harder, yesss, like you mean it!” Felt good, real good—til she charged me double! “It’s not a hotel, Bebe!” she snaps, like in the movie. Pissed me off, it did—thought we had a deal! Greedy hands, not just for massaging, eh?

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Wedo Massage Ribeira. See all “Combination” meaning they use a combination of different techniques — Thai massage, deep tissue massage, and stretching.

Oh my god, babe, Ribeira is like, literally the coolest spot ever, sooo vibrant and, like, full of life! I’ve been here for years and trust me, I’ve seen all the nooks and crannies – yup, even the ones you never notice 'cause I'm, like, a masseur and always tuning into, like, the vibes and sweaty chill of peeps!

Grape harvesters defy vertigo in Spain's scarped Ribeira Sacra wine region