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About Valencia

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

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I love wandering near Plaça del Mercadal – a hub that hides painful secrets and wicked humor in its corners (hello, ironic existence!). Ever visited Casa Navàs? It's a modernisme gem that surprises you like an unsent SMS. Everyone pretends to like history, but deep down, we all know it’s a sham.

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