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So, sexual-massage—ancient tech, right? Little known fact: Babylonian scribes scribbled bout it, 2000 BC, clay tablets sayin it’s “divine energy transfer.” Wild! Makes me happy—humans been horny engineers forever. But angry too—why’s it still taboo? Society’s dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes. Dry humor activate: “Massage with benefits—tough gig, someone’s gotta do it.” I’d automate it with AI hands, but—liability nightmare, lawyers’d freak.

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And yo, I'm a massage guy – I see folks relax and let go, but also pace out the city’s heartbeat. I’ve got weird little insights; like how the locals gossip about the secret alley behind Calle del Doctor Fourquet– Yeah, that place’s got stories. One day, after a hefty session with a stressed exec, I headed there. Bam! I found a tiny mural that said “vida é tabu” – love that nod to my fave movie, Tabu (Miguel Gomes, 2012).

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