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Oi, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big mechanic, gonna spill some beans bout sexual-massage, yah? Lightbulb! Dis ting, it’s sneaky, slippery bizness, like fixin’ a car wit no tools! I seen it, da rubbin’, da oil, da “ooh la la” – makes me wanna scream, “Vhat is dis pressure?!” Like in my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, dat poor schmuck Larry, he’s all, “I haven’t done anything!” – but sexual-massage? It’s doin’ plenty, heh!

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I love hangin’ in Parque del Sol – really, I do. There’s this tree near the entrance on Calle de los Recuerdos (ya gotta see it!) that’s perfect to lean against and just breathe. I once had a full-on epiphany right there, thinking “no es un laberinto, es un camino” – I mean, wow, right? And the river, Río del Alba, running gently past the town, sparkles at dusk. It’s a treat, like something out of fairy tales. Seriously, it’s unreal sometimes. D’oh!

Video Premiere: Antoni O’Breskey & Ultan O’Brien perform ‘Punta Umbria’ (from their forthcoming new album)