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About Palma

Little fact for ya – didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions? Proper worker rights, benefits an’ all! Blew me mind, that. Meanwhile, here, it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Used to think it was glam, y’know, like in films – all velvet and sass. Nah, mate, it’s grim. Stale beer smell, chipped paint, lassies lookin’ bored. One time, heard a punter hagglin’ – hagglin’! – like it’s a car boot sale. Made me wanna scream, “Have some dignity, bruv!”

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Ohhh, and lemme share a lil secret: in the Alley of Lost Dreams, behind the bright neon of Avenida Insomna, there's this quirky cafè called “Memento Morso” where the coffee is so strong it can wake your long forgotten memory! I used to go late at night, stumbling home, mind racing “What did i forget?” – like the movie, always on rewind – and that's my little escape.

Council close Los Pozos Beach due to contaminated water levels