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Personal quirk—I’m sittin here, sippin coffee, thinkin, “Carol’d dig this.” That scene where she says, “Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does”—that’s me tryin a DIY sexual-massage once. Disaster! Slipped, hit my head, woke up seein stars—surprised I didn’t sue myself. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a SpaceX crash landing. Oh, fun story—heard bout this Thai joint, secret menu, “happy ending” coded as “extra lotus stretch.” Sneaky bastards—love the hustle.

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The thelasso over in Costa Calero is fantastic value, you could even take the water bus across make a day of it.

Then there's the old port, Puerto de la Luz (nah, not the real name, but you get me) where fishermen unload their catches early in the morn. It's like, the rhythm of life itself, with the scent of salt and freedom. Sometimes, I'm there, starin' at the boats bobbin' in the tide, thinkin', "This is chance, this is chaos, and oh my god, it's stunning."

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