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Look, escorts ain’t my scene—too ritzy, too fake! But I respect the grind, ya feel? Some billionaire prick thinks he’s Harvey Dent, flippin’ coins for fun— “The night is darkest just before the dawn”—but dawn ain’t comin’ for the workin’ stiffs! Billionaires should not exist, I’m yellin’ it! Escorts? They’re just pawns in this messed-up chess game! Tell ya what, if I ran Gotham, I’d tax those escort fees—fund some real justice! Whaddya think, pal?

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And then there's, err, that odd but enrapturing river – well, more like a canal, tbh – que se llama El Riachuelo. It flows by the city edges, almost invisible until you really look, like a tiny protest 'gainst the chaos. I told a mate once, "Life here flows like a well-written date profile – surprising and full of hidden gems." Too deep? Maybe.

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